Category Archives: Humour

The Stripper

The birch tree stands there, centre stage, in crimson, gold and purple sage. She flutters, then in windy flurry, her burlesque show begins to scurry. Swaying now in stiffening breeze, her branches shimmy, dance, then tease. Now, revealed in all … Continue reading

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Little ball of joy

Surreptitious glance from snotty child. Moment chosen, finger poised, bliss! Digging for nose gold!

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One For The Rodeo

Mike climbed the steps and stood by the doorway, waiting for passengers in front to take their seats. Being thrifty he’d always been careful choosing airlines but this was his first time flying lo-cost Wild West. First impressions were very … Continue reading

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Manners?

Wasim Wotdunnit entered the airport and strode purposefully to the check-in desk. He placed his case onto the conveyor belt and set his back pack down on the floor by his feet. Handing over the first class ticket, and his … Continue reading

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Vicious Circle

Matt was a bit of a square but he was besotted with Crystal and all her facets. She was a true diamond. Bright and beautiful, she was always straight with him. They’d met at a Circus – she was a … Continue reading

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Stone In Love With You

The four gargoyles sat immutable on the north side of the church roof and stared at the churchyard below. Inside, the churchgoers were celebrating their Harvest Festival, children processing up to the alter rail and depositing their tins of just-in-date … Continue reading

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Dream Date

The working men’s club reeked of stale beer and cigarettes. Its nicotine-stained walls had witnessed many decades of working-class chatter; the rough parquet floor scuffed by hob-nailed boots, Nike Air and everything in between. At the bar Keith was bored; … Continue reading

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