Tag Archives: The Unexpected

A Walk In The Park

Ernst Stavro Blofeld, evil genius and all-round bad guy, sat at the centre of the massive operations room of his organised crime society called Spectre, or the “SPecial Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion”. Around him, the inside of … Continue reading

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Heart Of Stone

The four gargoyles sat immutable on the north side of the church roof and stared at the churchyard below. Inside, the churchgoers were celebrating their Harvest Festival; children processing up to the altar and depositing their tins of just-in-date Heinz … Continue reading

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Hot Candidate

Cinders looked around nervously. The other candidate had already been interviewed. She looked so prepared and here Cinders was, without the slightest clue about the security job, the prospects or the conditions. She smiled nervously at the girl sitting opposite. … Continue reading

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A Crop of Issues

“We’re getting reports of more appearing Sir”. Kelly Peters delivered her news to Colonel Masterson and stood to attention waiting for his response. “Stand easy Kelly”, Ken Masterson had worked with Kelly for a number of years now and had … Continue reading

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The House

“Come on Susi! That last bit of cake this morning holding you back? Seriously though, the lights not looking too clever and I want a good look around…” “James! You cheeky sod! I’ll get there when I get there! And … Continue reading

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Driven by Miss Daisy

Miss Daisy sat in the powerful sports car and revved the engine. Somewhat surprised at her vigour and obvious feistiness, Kevin the car salesman smiled at her. “OK Mrs. Daisy! Let’s burn rubber!” “Excuse me?” “Let’s burn rubber Mrs. Daisy. … Continue reading

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Here To Help

Woken by a loud knock on the door, Paul rose unsteadily from the old chesterfield and grabbed his walking stick. The two-up, two-down was a mess; the filthy windows hidden behind grimy, greasy nets, the sticky carpet partially hidden beneath … Continue reading

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